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romance mathematics
(·Î¸Ç½º ¼öÇÐ)
smart man + smart woman = romance
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = ·Î¸Ç½º)
smart man + dumb woman = affair
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ºÒ·û)
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = °áÈ¥)
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ÀÓ½Å)
office arithmetic
(»ç¹« °ø½Ä)
smart boss + smart employee = profit
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ¼öÀÍ)
smart boss + dumb employee = production
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = »ý»ê)
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ½ÂÁø)
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ÃÊ°ú ±Ù¹«)
shopping math
(¼îÇÎ »ê¼ö)
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿äÇÑ $1Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $2¿¡ »ê´Ù.)
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Â $2Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $1¿¡ »ê´Ù.)
general equations & statistics
(Àü¹ÝÀûÀÎ °ø½Ä°ú Åë°èµé)
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÇÑ´Ù. ³²ÆíÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.)
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÀüÇô ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.
ºÎÀÎÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.)
a successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
(ÀÚ±âÀÇ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¾²´Â °Íº¸´Ù ¸¹ÀÌ ¹ö´Â ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â
¼º°øÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
(±×·± ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ãÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ¿©ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)
happiness
(Çູ)
to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
(³²ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ ÀÌÇØÇÏ°í
»ç¶ûÀº Á¶±Ý ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.)
to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
(¿©ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×³à¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇÏ°í
Àý´ë ÀÌÇØÇÏ·Á Çؼ´Â ¾ÈµÈ´Ù.)
appearance
(¿Ü¸ð)
men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
(³²ÀÚ´Â Àß·Á°í ´©¿üÀ»¶§¿Í °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î ÀϾÙ.)
women somehow deteriorate during the night.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¿ØÁö ÀÚ´Â µ¿¾È Á» ½âÀº µí ÇÏ´Ù.)
propensity to change
(º¯ÈÀÇ °æÇâ)
a woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ³²ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÒ°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù.
ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×´Â º¯ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.)
a man marries a woman expecting that she won change, and she does.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¿©ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ»°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù.
ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×³à´Â º¯ÇÑ´Ù.)
discussion technique
(Åä·ÐÀÇ ¹ÌÇÐ)
a woman has the last word in any argument.
(¾î¶°ÇÑ ¸»½Î¿ò¿¡¼µµ ¸¶Áö¸· ¸»À» ÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ¿©ÀÚ´Ù.)
anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
(±× ÀÌÈÄ¿¡ ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¾î¶² ¸»À» ÇÑ´Ù¸é, ±×°ÍÀº »õ·Î¿î ¸»½Î¿òÀÇ ½ÃÀÛÀÌ´Ù